Sorry, Snape. I can’t.
Yall. I have gone along with Jo’s crazier ideas and put up with all her shenanigans. Full stop. I cannot get behind her latest: the American term for muggle is non-maj. It’s so horrible, so embarrassing, so american? idk my bff jill. I refuse.
here’s a lil refresh on the other items i’m still saying, “wtf jk rowling” to.
- Lily and James dying at 21. THAT’S TOO YOUNG.
- Everything Snape did/said. He clearly has problems, possibly mental and the fact he is allowed around kids is insane. Hi, he was bullying an 11 year old orphan. get it together man.
- The whole is Snape good or evil debacle. my heart.
- Dumbledore for not telling harry anything about anything until it was always too late.
- Dumbles dropping baby harry off at the dursley’s without even talking to them. Just because we now have Safe-haven laws (thanks Texas!) doesn’t mean you can drop babies everywhere. #rude
- the fact harry named his kid albus severus. no wonder the play is called the Cursed Child.
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